Singlesville

In a world dominated by power couples , do you have to be a relationship in order to be identified as part of the society we are in ....
Lately my girlfriends have all seemed to find that other half , all in relationships which are taking up most of their time, happily showing them off in events like trophies they won or diamonds so rare ...and I find myself often alone and abandoned by those friends who seem to be enjoying their new life of couplehood , while i dwell in singlesville ...
I cant help by wonder , why do you have to be a half of a whole in order to be seen ? And why is being single looking more like a chronic disease , where you get pity looks and sympathy hugs when you utter the words "im single"
Thus my new mission ... As I seem to be unable to conjur up a boyfriend in order to fit with my old buddies , it is my oath to find myself some new friends , who thrive in singlehood and drink from the cup of mortality ...
Of course the only place I would find those is in a kindergarden :s